Is that scent, Obsession?

I recently fell in love… with a swimsuit. It was love at first sight. I had been searching for over a year to find a suit that is both cute and sexy without being too revealing or unflattering - a mighty tall order for half of a yard of spandex.

Sure, I had flings with other suits - two pieces, sporty suits, tankinis… any of which I would toss aside at a moment’s notice when I found “the one.”

And then there she was - a hot little number from Juicy Couture. Teasing me with her blue and gold ruffles. She completed the checklist and I had to have her.

Unfortunately, Juicy made this suit for sale through Nordstrom and it was sold out. Gone. Could not be found. I grieved to any friend who would listen. For days, I received emails of alternative suits that might take the place of “the one…” they just didn’t get it. It was like offering me a funnel cake when I really wanted sushi.

They all had suggestions on where I might find the suit, but, alas, all attempts to find her were futile. My last resort now is ebay. I am currently wondering if I should roll the dice and purchase a swim suit via electronic bidding. Yikes.

Please tell me you have had a similar experience and I should not be in the market for a psychiatrist in addition to the swim suit!