The Perfect Black Shoe?

I have 24 pairs of black shoes. Yes, really 24. I counted them the other day when I was trying to decide which pair to wear. Not one of them worked with what I was wearing.

How, you wonder, can someone have 24 pairs of black shoes and none of them “work?” Well……I don’t really know. It’s not like the shoes are all the same. There are pumps, sandals, flats, and flip flops. They are leather, patent, fabric, sequined, and synthetic. They have high heels, mid-heels, stacked heels, wedge heels and low heels.

Is it possible to find the perfect black shoe? Probably not, but I’m sure gonna have fun trying.