Thongs make me cranky

Worn 75,000 years ago in the warmer climates of Africa, the thong is thought to be the earliest form of clothing. Originally developed for the male anatomy, women started wearing them in the 20’s…and they’ve been gaining popularity ever since.

You are either a thong wearer or not. Black or white. I have had several occasions lately that require the primal garments and quite simply put, I hate them. I have tried every known variety; expensive, inexpensive, sleezy, best-sellers to no avail. I still find them very uncomfortable. My thong-wearing friends say you get used to them and they wouldn’t go back but I can barely get past the first day.

Bottom line, in pure “Britney-esque” form, I’d rather go without panties. Maybe they make her cranky too.